[Editor's Note: This was forwarded to me. I don't know the original author, but I've
left her intro intact because I think it is funny as well.] As you all know, we have a heck
of a time keeping track of the feminist agenda. I know I keep losing it. Evidently I didn't read
it very well because Pat Robertson was quoted as saying it is in the agenda that we leave our
husbands, kill our children, and become lesbians. My husband will be a little bummed about
the lesbian part, but it does make sense about why I never have seen any children around
the house. I don't ever remember reading that part, but why would Pat Robertson lie? 

Anyway, here's our new agenda. 

FEMINIST AGENDA

 0800 - 0815 
            Introduction, Opening Remarks 
 0815 - 0915 
            Plot to Overthrow World Leadership 
 0915 - 0930 
            BREAK - Coffee and donuts 
 0930 - 1030 
            Undermine World Religions 
 1030 - 1200 
            General Attacks on the Institution of the American Family 
 1200 - 1300 
            Catered Lunch and Fashion Show 
 1300 - 1330 
            Plot to Remove All Men From The World 
 1330 - 1400 
            BREAK - Cake and Champagne 
 1400 - 1500 
            Leave Husbands (If Applicable) 
 1500 - 1530 
            Kill Children 
 1530 - 1700 
            Become Lesbian 
 1730+ 
            Evening Mixer; Open Bar